Sunday, July 24, 2011

Stupid Shit in Wrestling: Episode 5

Let's see just what shit has piled up this week:

Sin Cara has finally spoken out since his suspension from the WWE, stating that he was injected with medication for some pain that was in his knee. These injections are also the same that they used while he was wrestling in Mexico, but apparently he is meeting with the WWE tomorrow in order to discuss the test.

Interview Quote: "What happened is I had a pain in my knee and they injected something into me. That's what must have tested positive. Supposedly it was a steroid. A lot of medications have something them that make the testing come out positive."

So, let me get this straight, you allow them to inject something in your knee that you state in the interview that you have no idea what it is or even asked what is being injected into your body and you don't bother to ask whether or not it'll show up on a drug test? You don't even inform the doctor that you were just recently given a shot to help with pain in your knee, so he can make a note in your drug test to avoid this?

You deserve the suspension for just being plain stupid in not informing anyone about the shot or even asking what's in the shot.


John Cena was apparently tweeting during Raw monday night and apologized to the Rock for supposedly getting "Fired", to which the Rock responded back and asked the WWE to not fire John Cena because the world wants him to kick Cena's ass at Wrestlemania 28.

First off, let me get something off my chest: No one above the age of eight that had at least half of a working brain believed for a second that Vince was going to fire John Cena and to be honest....no one really cared either. Cena is the biggest money drawer in the WWE right now, possibly even bigger than Triple H, Orton and maybe even the Undertaker, so getting rid of your biggest money making idea is just plain stupidity.

Now, for you, Rocky boy: Shut up. Get off Twitter. Get off Facebook. Prove to all the fans that believed you were going to return and ACTUALLY FUCKING RETURN TO THE WWE!!

Until you do, I'm now referring to you as Dwayne "The Bitch" Johnson.


More on Dwayne "The Bitch" Johnson: He is now apparently confirmed to be appearing during Survivor Series, a pay-per-view that takes place in....fucking November 20th, 2011

so, the next time that you are guaranteed to see Dwayne "The Bitch" Johnson in a WWE arena is in fucking November......


However, this is a great chance for the WWE to start building up a decent storyline between Cena and the Rock. You have Cena lead a survivor series team against the Rock's team.


CM Punk appeared at the WWE's Comi-Con convention and interrupted the WWE Panel there, confronting Triple H and even offering him a challenge for the WWE Title he left with after Money in The Bank.

CM Punk is seriously proving that not only can he hold the proverbial "ball" pretty good, but he can run with that "ball" faster and better than anyone else in the WWE. 

It just goes to show you that what JR once said in a "Legends of Wrestling" round table discussion was true: If you get your fans to emotionally invest in the product, you win.

CM Punk has all these fans emotionally invested into this storyline and It clearly shows that they want CM Punk to return to the WWE and be the WWE Champion. It also goes to show you how badly the WWE needs CM Punk by allowing him to do all that he has done, but it also shows how badly CM Punk needs the WWE.

CM Punk pretty much has nowhere else to go other than the WWE because everywhere else will be problematic with his career:

New Japan Pro Wrestling: If CM Punk goes to New Japan, then he'll end up losing a big chunk of his fan base because I don't know of any stations on any cable subscribers that host New Japan Pro Wrestling, so unless you have Internet Television or are willing to wait for a few weeks for matches to hopefully appear on You tube, then you probably won't be seeing CM Punk again for a long time.

Ring of Honor: Ring of Honor is not as big as the WWE and their house shows are small venues, while the WWE is sitting 10,000-20,000 minimum arenas per show. There's no way you'd be willing to stop performing at that level to go back to performing for a small number of people per night. Whether you admit it or not, the name of the game is making money and you'd definitely be making less money in Ring of Honor than in the WWE.

TNA: CM Punk wouldn't even consider TNA because of the ego-driven maniacs that work there and the fact that he would get buried even worse than we would get in the WWE. CM Punk would get buried the first time he gets out of line in TNA and be left a broken shell of his former self, crawling back to the WWE to get any job from them, even if he had to once again work in the shadow of the Dynasty-King himself, John Cena.

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