Sunday, August 21, 2011

Stupid Shit in Wrestling: Episode 7

Yesterday, Matt Hardy was released from TNA after getting into a wreck AND getting arrested after that for DWI (Driving While Intoxicated).

Honestly, It's about damn time that TNA gets rid of Matt Hardy because all I've ever seen him do is brag on Twitter that he's solely responsible for the "Ratings increase" that has occurred for TNA. The only two matches I remember him wrestling in TNA is one against AJ Styles with Ric Flair at his side and the other one in a tag match with his brother Jeff against RVD and Mr. Anderson. Both of these matches were slow paced because they had to keep it slow so Matt wouldn't run out of breath.

They also need to fire Jeff Hardy from TNA because he's in worse shape than Matt Hardy, I mean, he's facing criminal drug charges! That's got to be at least ten times worse than Matt getting hammered and plowing his car into a tree.

Shane Helms has decided to open his mouth once more and defend Matt Hardy for getting a DWI by bashing TNA:

"TMZ, a site that profits off the mistakes and downfalls of human beings. How proud they must be. What a bunch of maggots."

This is coming from a guy who got jealous that Shawn Michaels was getting into the Hall of Fame before him and proceeded to bash him over the internet in an attempt to cause problems.


If anyone is a maggot around here, Shane Helms, It's you!

Booker T claims he was disrespected by Generation Me after a WWE show, where Generation Me was wrestling a dark match and didn't say hello or offer to shake his hand.

So.Fucking.What.

Just because they didn't shake your hand or say hello after a match is NOT a show of disrespect, Booker!

P.S. learn to fucking type right! My god, it's like trying to read a 9 year old girls text.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, Linda stated on a radio broadcast to a fan's question that Hogan may have had a gay relationship with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.

Why are you still clinging to your ex-husbands fame? You don't care anymore, you're just screwing with anything and everything to just keep yourself in the limelight.  

Friday, August 5, 2011

Stupid Shit in Wrestling: Episode 6

Lee Silber, the man who has been stalking Maryse has had a restraining order against him, stating that Silber is not allowed to be within 300 feet of Maryse.

Seriously, that guy is a complete nut-job if all these things that he's supposedly said to Maryse is true. It definitely sounded like he was going to kill her if he did show up where she lived, but if he's truly serious, then a restraining order won't stop him.

MVP recently took a shot at TNA when asked by a fan on Twitter if he would ever work for TNA if he got "homesick" of working over in Japan, in which MVP stated "I could never be THAT homesick!"

This just goes to show you how bad TNA is because even someone like MVP, a mid-card wrestler has stated that he would not work for them.

More TNA Bashing: Mickie James is apparently having to ask her fans for money to support her next album claiming that they're pre-ordering the album and getting free goodies with it as well.

Does TNA not pay enough for you to afford to pay for your own album recording or is the Angry Grandpa right that all you get paid with is Cotton Candy, Candied Apples, and free rides on the Ferris Wheel? 

News just came in Today: WWE has just released Chris Masters, Vladamir Koslov, and Melina from their contracts today.

So, the WWE released a guy that bounces his pecks, a Russian that doesn't have any real wrestling skill, and the backstage whore? Am I supposed to care?

More breaking news: WWE Diva Gail Kim has apparently quit the WWE and informed her fans over twitter.

Okay, so you quit. Hooray! You're unemployed now! Again, as I said before, Am I supposed to care?